Category Archives: Politics

Whores Keep Good Company

Not since the Valanginian Age has a creature so vile and crooked clawed its way up through the mud and scum to wage war on human intelligence quite like Pat Toomey. He is evil in a way that only a … Continue reading

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The Amazing Toomey and His Band of Carnies Cry “Hey, Rube!” in Moose Lodges Across the Land

After having allegedly read David Carlyon’s biography of Dan Rice (Dan Rice: The Most Famous Man You’ve Never Heard Of), Pat Toomey decided that he too could run for the US Senate.  “Shit,” he must have thought, “Rice ran for … Continue reading

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Thunderstorms, Fond Memories, & “Ivy Day in the Committee Room”

I got caught in the storm last night.  It seemed important, for safety’s sake, to stop in to the nearest well and have a pint.  The nearest acceptable establishment happened to be a very familiar one…just one and a half … Continue reading

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The Rudy Schema: National Disasters Play Well in Florida

Rudy Giuliani showed very little concern for the Iowa caucus and all but ran to his southbound plane with 9% of the vote in New Hampshire Tuesday night. Giuliani is placing his eggs in the Florida-and-beyond basket and we will … Continue reading

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Election 2008: Finding a Worth Adversary

“I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I’ve gotta … Continue reading

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So It Begins…Crude Messages at an Indecent Hour

I made a few calls last night or very early this morning. It had been welling up in my mind for some time now, but the direct attack…the attempt at a face off went like this…   The idea developed … Continue reading

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